Man gets hook stuck in ass, fires gun for help

Charles Rempe, of Frederick Maryland, somehow managed to get a fish hook stuck in his ass. In an effort to call out for help, Rempe decided to bust out his .45-caliber hand gun and fire several shots inside his apartment. Apparently, it worked as officers from the Frederick Police Department responded to a noise complaint on the 200 block of E. Frederick St. where they found Rempe with a hook embedded in his butt.

Officers promptly arrested Rempe and escorted him to Frederick Memorial Hospital for examination. According to the police, one round went through a side window and was found lodged into the brick wall of an adjacent building. Luckily, no one was hurt.

But seriously, couldn't he just pick up the phone and call 9-1-1? But, then if he did, this story wouldn't be as funny.

[WUSA9]

Wii Fit and Corgi's don't mix

This is why you should clear the living room before using the Wii (or Kinect for that matter) -- and that includes dogs. Otherwise, be prepared to buy a new TV:



I sure hope the dog is okay.

[YouTube - Morphine2006]

Baby Toss!

Oh. My. Goose! What the hell were these parents thinking? I mean, sure they were only about two to three feet away which made for a short toss, but seriously? I'm pretty sure the mother could have safely handed the baby off without requiring a throw. I hope the Dad isn't Mr. Butter Hands. Plus, who hell takes their baby rock climbing? Leave the baby at home - I bet he'd rather be napping anyways.

[Reddit]

Kid gets an hour detention for farting

Eleven year old and sixth grader, Christian Summers, got written up and slapped with an hour worth of detention after farting on the school bus. Apparently, the bus driver didn't think it was funny nor did the other kids, writing on the detention slip: "Thinks it’s funny to pass gas while on the van. I’ve told him it’s not funny, nor polite to the others in the van. While the others scream, he laughs." The school, Thoreau Elementary in the Parma School District in Cleavland, Ohio, has threatened Christian with four to five days of detention if caught farting on the bus again.



I love how the parents handle the situation of their gassy son. I agree that this isn't that big of deal and shouldn't have gotten this much attention. The kid had to pass gas, what's the big deal? But, something tells me little Christian is one of the mischievous type. He does seem like a kid that would laugh his ass off after letting one rip -- and there's nothing wrong with a little sense of humor! His father even looks proud. Just give the kid some Beano and call it a day.

[Fox 10 News]

Wheel of Fortune Fail

This is hilarious. Watch as these military duds try to solve an "unsolvable" puzzle:



I guess if you're in the military, you don't have time to watch morning talk shows to know who Regis Philbin is. Honestly, I thought the Air Force guy should of won. I mean, he may have mispronounced "Ripa," but I thought it was close enough for them to give it to him. I guess I don't watch enough Wheel of Fortune to know the rules.

[TV Squad]

Infographic: 20 most common passwords used

Alright, folks. Courtesy of software firewall maker Check Point (Zone Alarm), here's a list of passwords to avoid, unless you want your passwords hacked and online accounts compromised. Most of these passwords are obviously horrible and vulnerable to dictionary attacks. My favorite dumb password of all time is "Password". "123456" and "Qwerty" are pretty retarded too. If you have a password on this list, please change it!

Okay, I understand if you use a really simple (and dumb) passwords for websites that do not store any personal or sensitive information, say like a forum about cats that only stores your name. But, for websites like your bank, please use a stronger and more difficult-to-guess password.